Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.
I love dogs so much oh my god
i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
proposed changes to jeopardy:
- each wrong answer earns you one second in piranha pit at end of show
- final round music plays whole time
- alex trebek upside down (or everything else upside down)
- contestants reveal their deepest secret for an extra 10k
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
at my wedding theres going to be bouncey houses and you can wear whatever kind of shoes you want. within reason of course dont embarrass yourself
Hats are the best shoes tbh
youre going to embarrass yourself
I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY
PRINCE OF WHALES.
Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?
You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—